how dogs are better than men

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Saturday, 02-Sep-2006 14:36:04

How dogs are better than men:

1. Dogs do not have problems expressing affection in public.

2. Dogs miss you when you're gone.

3. Dogs feel guilty when they've done something wrong.

4. Dogs admit when they're jealous.

5. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.

6. Dogs do not play games with you -- except fetch (and they never laugh at how you throw).

7. You can train a dog.

8. Dogs are easy to buy for.

9. The worst social disease you can get from dogs is fleas.

10. Dogs understand what "no" means.

11. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

Post 2 by Lupinsgirl (I can't call it a day til I enter the zone BBS) on Sunday, 03-Sep-2006 10:57:36

Heheheh, so true, lol

Post 3 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 03-Sep-2006 18:10:38

I liked it. Especially the last one: "Dogs mean it when they kiss you." How sweet.

Bob

Post 4 by rat (star trek rules!) on Sunday, 03-Sep-2006 18:54:31

lol, mostly true.

Post 5 by Blue Velvet (I've got the platinum golden silver bronze poster award.) on Sunday, 03-Sep-2006 23:31:59

Well, dogs might mean it more when they kiss you, but I prefer kisses from men.

Post 6 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Monday, 04-Sep-2006 14:50:09

hehehehehehehehehe, love it, best one yet!